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#1 05.08.09 08:19

Erica Schneekloth
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Surfline makes me sick

http://www.surfline.com/video/featured- … rock_26543

"Aussie tubehunters Dean Bowen, Richie Vass, Ryan Hipwood and more find out when they tackle Australia's newest death-pit."

Bodyboarders have been riding Supers for years, fucking faggots at surfline


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#2 05.08.09 08:36

MSertic
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Re: Surfline makes me sick

Paddle attempts were pretty comical.

I wonder about the whole idea of towing slabs on days that people are paddling. I mean, it's one thing when it's huge or the lineup is shifting around a bunch, but it looks pretty fucked up at breaks with tight take-off spots. One of the "ours" videos I've seen shows a ski weaving through the pack. Seems like someone is going to get run over by a ski and die sooner or later.

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#3 05.08.09 09:00

Dano
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Re: Surfline makes me sick

I have nothing good to say about surfline. they are anti-bodyboarding period.

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#4 05.08.09 09:13

Erica Schneekloth
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Re: Surfline makes me sick

I'm just waiting for the day those idiots tow into Luna Park and claim they pioneered it. I cannot stand surfers


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#5 05.08.09 09:25

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Re: Surfline makes me sick

its called surfline not "boogieline" brah

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#6 05.08.09 09:26

Erica Schneekloth
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Re: Surfline makes me sick

wow thanks you little unoriginal fuck twat, sooner or later someone is gonna find out who you are and pay Nasty Nate to chisel out ur ass


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#7 05.08.09 11:09

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Re: Surfline makes me sick

they made like everyone of those barrels


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#8 05.08.09 11:15

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Re: Surfline makes me sick

Erica Schneekloth wrote:

wow thanks you little unoriginal fuck twat, sooner or later someone is gonna find out who you are and pay Nasty Nate to chisel out ur ass

What about the squirrel master?

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#9 05.08.09 11:22

OPL760
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Re: Surfline makes me sick

Then it would be called surfboardingline.com

Surfing:The sport of riding on the crest or along the tunnel of a wave, especially while standing or lying on a board.


thisismyusername wrote:

its called surfline not "boogieline" brah

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#10 05.08.09 11:33

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Re: Surfline makes me sick

OPL760 wrote:

Then it would be called surfboardingline.com

Surfing:The sport of riding on the crest or along the tunnel of a wave, especially while standing or lying on a board.


thisismyusername wrote:

its called surfline not "boogieline" brah

Owned

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#11 05.08.09 11:59

DRamirez
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Re: Surfline makes me sick

those bra boys will never stop stroking their fucking egos. I love how they "discover" shit that has been surfed for years... gayest site ever

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#12 05.08.09 13:49

slab 38
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Re: Surfline makes me sick

Erica Schneekloth wrote:

http://www.surfline.com/video/featured-clips/solid-rock_26543

"Aussie tubehunters Dean Bowen, Richie Vass, Ryan Hipwood and more find out when they tackle Australia's newest death-pit."

Bodyboarders have been riding Supers for years, fucking faggots at surfline

Seriously, this shit is out of hand.  Alot of guys out here(oz), especially bbers know that spot is no fucking secret, or a NEW SUPERSLAB. Its all the kooks at surfline, probly had a circle jerk in their cubicles watching this clip. Its funny cuz sponge groms have been chargin this spot for years. These are the kind of standups that sicken me. Oc or Sd rats talk talk talk..... ye indo was sick in 01 wen i went, then i see them blow a perfect barrel...

edit- everytime those kooks at kookline kook another story, im goin to send hatemail, you guys should also

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#13 05.08.09 14:43

toogs
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Re: Surfline makes me sick

what do oc or sd spongers have to do with anything u are talking about?


I know how to stand up, i just choose not to.

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#14 05.08.09 14:49

slab 38
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Re: Surfline makes me sick

I was talking about socal standups and how they talk all this n that, know the latest materials and technology into surfboards, know kelly slaters moms birthday, and the perfect direction for teahupoo, but they cant surf for shit. talk talk talk...plus all the old goofs sd and oc are flooded with, sittin right next to the takeoff packed like sardines at those bullshit "reefs", shoulderhoppin blowing it. seems their out only for a little convo with buddies. Any real standup that can bottom turn a steep slab, and hold his line through the shocky, you wont hear them blowin up surfin and they have a mutual respect with us boogs. especially in spots in oz or hawaii, besides kook bra girlz.

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#15 05.08.09 15:10

slab 38
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Re: Surfline makes me sick

In oz, almost all thee mutant "slabs" were pioneered by boogs. In the early years of surfing, standups were looking for long, sectiony, perfect points. In our sport, our equipment isnt suited for long crumbly waves. We need fast breaking waves. Mutant dry slabs were perfect for our sport. Now it seems this is the new crave. I dont know about you guys, but if i was a standup, i'd rather go to bali and get 10 second barrels, than try scooping like a sponger on mutants and try battling the shockey for a quick 3 second square barrel. Their just trying to mimmick us. obrien doing rodeos, marzo with bank revos, and braboyz dry slab surfing. sounds a little familiar.

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#16 05.08.09 15:16

Travis Lindle
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Re: Surfline makes me sick

sent them this...

"Hey,

Quick question about the "New Aussie Superslab" video. How is it
that this is a new wave when there's clearly a lineup full of bodyboarders
in the video? Did everybody decide to give this wave a go on the same day?

Thank you,
Travis Lindle"

they wrote...

"Great question. Without a doubt, I'm sure this wave has been ridden for some
time, mostly by bodyboards. The video of this session is new to us and the
majority of our viewer, and it's the first footage we have seen of this wave
being surfed.

Thanks for the email.

Marc Beaty"

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#17 05.08.09 16:28

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Re: Surfline makes me sick

^haha typical.


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#18 05.08.09 16:30

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Re: Surfline makes me sick

I guess they don't have the laws in OZ we have here. There's no way you could ride that close to shore thru a lineup here without a huge fine or jail.

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#19 05.08.09 17:11

Gay Voji
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Re: Surfline makes me sick

Death to another slab. RIP. Slab38 just getting all rickey'd.


Getting drunk and male ass slapping, please..

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#20 05.09.09 13:57

tubenet
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Re: Surfline makes me sick

This wave has been in booger videos for nearly 3 or 4 years now. The Tamarama crew of Bunting, Ohana and Marquina have been there so much that they labelled it "Tama reef" in magazines.

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#21 05.09.09 15:13

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Re: Surfline makes me sick

Good job travis lindle on writing to surfline to say something, dont be powerless when it comes to anykind of bullshit, do something about it.

http://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv183/islaphawaiians/200_3021-lewis-olhoroxo.jpg

someone punched that idiot that used to write stories for surfline and talk shit on bodyboarders.

Last edited by islaphawaiians (05.09.09 15:18)


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#22 05.09.09 15:53

Andrew
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Re: Surfline makes me sick

lewis samuels? that guy is such a fucking kook pussy i'd be too busy laughing to punch him if he ever talked shit to me about anything

http://www.surfline.com/surf-news/open- … els_25335/

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#23 05.09.09 16:06

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Re: Surfline makes me sick

" it's the first footage we have seen of this wave
being surfed.

wow this is the biggest load of crap ever...you mean to say the first time you saw footage with one of your own on it...so sad that this is what surfing has come to... i had an article in one of the last bodyboarding magazines talk about how surfing wants to be everything that bodyboarding is. like how volcom portrays their company to be like the rebellious anti conforming bad ass company that tries to make surfing seem like its the counter culture when really they are just pumping up thousands of mini groms thinking they are all so different and cool for being a surfer. Meanwhile bodyboarders are the ones that seem to be the most committed to finding new waves and pushing the envelope of wave riding even if it doesnt get them a huge contract and fame and fortune. bodyboarding is everything most surfers claim to be ...and all most surfers are fucking sheep trying to look cool(grantd there are some ex. jeff clark who i feel is a fucking amazing person to be able to paddle out at mavs all those years by himself...to me thats what this sport is all about, the search and the will to put in the time to score that perfect session... just my 2 cents

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#24 05.09.09 16:12

Erica Schneekloth
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Re: Surfline makes me sick

^wow you can shut the fuck up now


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#25 05.09.09 18:17

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Re: Surfline makes me sick

your just as bad as the rest of the sheep...have fun sitting 11 deep....o and DONT EVER SHOW YOUR GAY FACE IN MY FUCKING TACO SHOP EVER AGAIN...


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#26 05.09.09 18:36

MSertic
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Re: Surfline makes me sick

tacos locos 4 life

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#27 05.09.09 19:48

BoogiePicker
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Re: Surfline makes me sick

http://images.payplay.fm/m/r/mryoungster2/600/mryoungster2.jpg


smurf line it am super. holmie. burp ooohh irish kar bombz hit you kwik as fugk my mannn shit. so smoove yet kubamb!

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#28 05.09.09 21:10

Erica Schneekloth
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Re: Surfline makes me sick

dmsc4life wrote:

your just as bad as the rest of the sheep...have fun sitting 11 deep....o and DONT EVER SHOW YOUR GAY FACE IN MY FUCKING TACO SHOP EVER AGAIN...

oh so you're claiming taco shops now too? and where i surfed this morning, well i get every wave i want, so i did have fun. now shut the fuck up again

edit: next time you and your fat friend show up, how about you say something you little pussy

Last edited by Erica Schneekloth (05.09.09 21:13)


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#29 05.09.09 21:16

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Re: Surfline makes me sick

Ortegas vs. Porkyland

Can't wait to see this burro fight.

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#30 05.09.09 21:32

dmsc4life
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Re: Surfline makes me sick

OPL760 wrote:

Ortegas vs. Porkyland

Can't wait to see this burro fight.

its not a fight

los dos wins hands down.... cant fuck with the el campion..no mexi salsa of course


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#31 05.10.09 03:19

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Re: Surfline makes me sick

pollos maria brah


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#32 05.10.09 12:04

OPL760
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Re: Surfline makes me sick

Yeah Marias is good, just so always packed. ever ate at Lolas? over off of Roosevelt in the barrio?

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#33 05.10.09 12:05

Element
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Re: Surfline makes me sick

Neto's hands down.

You ever go Joe??


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#34 05.10.09 12:07

OPL760
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Re: Surfline makes me sick

Is that the place off of Rancho you claim on? I haven't yet, but will

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#35 05.10.09 12:16

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Yeah, Give it a try.


My fans gave me clearance, so i steer it direct past sucess, accept mass respect. accept cash and check.

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