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#1 03.17.09 20:03

faggot industry
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Registered: 01.28.09
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Fuck this guy

Lewis Samuels (Surflines main journalist) rants about boogies on his personal blog.


http://postsurf.com

Last edited by faggot industry (03.17.09 20:08)


"California is moving 2 miles a year closer to mexico because Nor-Cal is blowing it"

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#2 03.17.09 20:07

RUSTY
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From: San Diego
Registered: 02.05.07
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Re: Fuck this guy

Erica Schneekloth wrote:

click click click click click click click


FUCK L.A.

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#3 03.17.09 20:20

onthefoamball
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From: El Segundo
Registered: 02.03.06
Posts: 3536

Re: Fuck this guy

yea i bet he rips. typical bullshit. best not to show them any attention


no sense in posting anything to me or about me, because im not checking this site again.

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#4 03.17.09 20:38

rookie
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Registered: 11.23.04
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Re: Fuck this guy

confusing article. poor guy


bling that boogie
www.rookiesusa.com

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#5 03.17.09 20:42

islaphawaiians
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Re: Fuck this guy

send hate mail to that piece of shit.  he's jewish.  lewissamuels@sbcglobal.net <lewissamuels@sbcglobal.net>   someone with more time than me...find his myspace and other information and post it. like where he lives and stuff.


Nougat? Please. me smart me know it cookie.

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#6 03.17.09 20:45

OPL760
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From: Newport Beach
Registered: 01.11.06
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Re: Fuck this guy

I thought it was funny. Read all the other bull shit on surfing. Classic.

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#7 03.17.09 20:51

islaphawaiians
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not funny. send hate mail.


Nougat? Please. me smart me know it cookie.

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#8 03.17.09 21:11

c-los
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Re: Fuck this guy

this guy reminds me of perez hilton


oy

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#9 03.17.09 21:47

Chase
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From: Redondo Beach, Ca
Registered: 03.06.07
Posts: 1374

Re: Fuck this guy

spammed

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#10 03.17.09 22:17

DALLYSFL
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From: The Heart of the Jungle
Registered: 01.24.06
Posts: 2240

Re: Fuck this guy

http://postsurf.com

Uninspired, Unfunny, Unreadable. You're blocked.


Hoorah

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#11 03.17.09 22:27

tyrez
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From: Big Blue Marble
Registered: 11.23.04
Posts: 2944

Re: Fuck this guy

I think that guy is pretty fucking funny.  He rips into absolutely everyone equally, no sacred cows.  I've had it bookmarked for months...


"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."  - Hunter S. Thompson

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#12 03.17.09 23:00

Jay Reale
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From: San Clemente, California
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Jesus, there's like 3 pics of me in there.  Should I sick a lawyer on this dude?  Ha, ha.

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#13 03.17.09 23:31

dmsc4life
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Registered: 07.02.05
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tyrez wrote:

I think that guy is pretty fucking funny.  He rips into absolutely everyone equally, no sacred cows.  I've had it bookmarked for months...

"Either way, you’re gonna read 30 pages about each of these living legends who might as well be dead."
this isn't very funny... even if was about fucking paddle boarders at d mar


"chicken lamb combo plate please...extra tzatziki"

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#14 03.18.09 00:12

robbiec
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From: Huntington Beach
Registered: 11.06.05
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I wouldn't trip on that guy to hard. He talks trash on all the surfers on the ASP Tour to... he's actually pretty nice to Kelly... and he makes sure to let you know that he talks to him... personally...haha. Kind of reminds me of all the people that have ever worked at magazines that were never actually good enough appear in them based on talent. Suck off the guy at the top so you can feel like your above the people at the bottom. But I got to admit... I read his stuff... it's probably the same thing in me that can't help but watch white trash couples beat each other up on Jerry Springer.


To thine own self be true...

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#15 03.18.09 12:54

rgannon
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From: Florida
Registered: 04.30.06
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robbiec wrote:

I wouldn't trip on that guy to hard. He talks trash on all the surfers on the ASP Tour to... he's actually pretty nice to Kelly... and he makes sure to let you know that he talks to him... personally...haha. Kind of reminds me of all the people that have ever worked at magazines that were never actually good enough appear in them based on talent. Suck off the guy at the top so you can feel like your above the people at the bottom. But I got to admit... I read his stuff... it's probably the same thing in me that can't help but watch white trash couples beat each other up on Jerry Springer.

True but he can still fucking suck it dry. We shouldn't be stoked that our legends serve as nothing more than some blogger's metaphor for his disdain of Surfer's Journal's retro coverage. It sure as fuck wasn't Jay Reale wearing tight jeans, 80s glasses, and selling 70's boards for $800 to yuppies who out noob the Blue Crush brigade by damn near a decade that caused this trend.

The most seriously regarded part of the printed surf media are the photographs. The staff photo pages of the big 3 US magazines read like 1998 Explorer Bodyboard results.


Treinta Margaritas Treinta years ago

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#16 03.18.09 12:58

belfrey
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Registered: 10.26.08
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Re: Fuck this guy

Jay Reale wrote:

Jesus, there's like 3 pics of me in there.  Should I sick a lawyer on this dude?  Ha, ha.

nice bottom turn to peace sign jay....
im gonna bring that one back on our next swell, props to u! haha


how many assholes we got on this ship anyhow??

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#17 03.18.09 13:01

Element
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From: san diego
Registered: 10.14.05
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It's the internet. People have blogs and opinions. The sport is going to stick around either way. There are 14 year old surfers talking trash to boogers over the internet, and they are still rolling their backpacks to school. Ignore the fuck.


My fans gave me clearance, so i steer it direct past sucess, accept mass respect. accept cash and check.

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#18 03.18.09 13:07

Ricky Data
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"But for the most part, editors at the majors pass on anything over 800 words, especially if it doesn’t have a feel-good vibe.  Often, if an article doesn’t sell trunks, it doesn’t sell."

and earlier

"I’ll be honest here.  My limited wit is otherwise engaged today, trying to finish up the Power Rankings."

He sounds like kind of a tool, saying "Fuck the majors!  We want quality articles!" and then saying, "I can't really write them because I'm spent thinking about fantasy surfer."  Fantasy surfer?  Seriously?  That's as tool-y as it gets.  He's a Thule Rack.

Viva La A-Frame!


She's legal, this isn't a morality contest dude.

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#19 03.18.09 13:27

Chris Branscombe
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Registered: 07.13.06
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yeah, Viva La A-Frame! ahah


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#20 03.18.09 13:58

Shredster
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From: south 805
Registered: 01.20.05
Posts: 3010

Re: Fuck this guy

who cares what the ignorant guy says.  the internet is the ultimate place for shit talking sarcasim

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#21 03.18.09 14:04

Jay Reale
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From: San Clemente, California
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Posts: 418
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Re: Fuck this guy

belfrey wrote:

Jay Reale wrote:

Jesus, there's like 3 pics of me in there.  Should I sick a lawyer on this dude?  Ha, ha.

nice bottom turn to peace sign jay....
im gonna bring that one back on our next swell, props to u! haha

Hey thanks man!  The peace-sign-in-the-tube move is another ageless one.

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#22 03.18.09 14:12

Erica Schneekloth
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Re: Fuck this guy

alright Gay that's nice, now head on back to ebodyboarding, thanks!


Yoshua805: yeah I wanna buttfuck him with a churchill on my dick

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